Episode 5: Joke 4 - Travel Joke

Two Austrians fly to Canada rent a plane because they want to go moose hunting. Yes the flies somewhere in the forest purely, sets them down so to speak and the go moose hunt. And the pilot said: "Only one moose. Not two. You arg allowed to shoot only one moose." Well, they take their guns, they're on their way. Shoot two moose, of course. The pilot comes back, picks it up and says: "I said only one moose. These are two moose. Only one moose is allowed to fly in this plain." The Austrians are very hectic and say: "Well, it worked last year too. We gave the pilot a little schmattes, a tip and then he took us two moose." The pilot says: "Ok, if it worked out last year, then give over the schmattes and I will fly with the two Elches." They tip him, he invites the moose, the hunters. And all of a sudden they take off and the airplane it rattles, it rattles, it rattles. It takes off, it takes off. It flies 1 meter, 2 meters, 3 meters, 4 meters comes over the trees, there are even higher trees coming. Catches the plane, in the trees pat. Falls down. Yes, the two Austrians somehow get out. One Austrian says to the other: "In God's name, where are we like this? Says the second: "About ten meters further than last year."