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Confession. The priest is sitting inside. The door opens. A small, elderly male comes in and says, "Father, I have something to tell you. I'm 87 years old." The priest says, "It's still ka sin. Congratulations." The man says: "Joa, but now pay attention. I had sex yesterday." The priest becomes slightly out of round. "With two women". The priest is getting very unround. "And they were only 22 and blond, and the best thing is that it all worked out." Whereupon the priest says: "For God's sake, please go to the altar now, you are praying five rosaries." Says the old man: "Well, I don't have to. I'm not a Catholic, I'm a Jew!" Says the priest: "Why does Mans then tell?" "Because I tell everyone!"
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