Episode 4: Joke 12 - Props Joke

Two construction workers are sitting in the pit. It's bitterly cold, it's icy and they're rattling and working and suddenly one of them pours a warm tea drink from a thermos flask and drinks it and the other says: "Hey, what do you have there? What's that?” “Yes, that's a thermos flask, I'll make a cup of tea, it's freezing cold, I have to drink something in the pit, otherwise I'll get cold.” “What is it, what is it? I want one too, what is that? how did you say Ther Therm?” I said thermos flask! You go up there and buy yourself a thermos flask!" "I can't remember your name, Themm. can you write name Can you please write it down?” The construction worker is already annoyed and thinks to himself: “I'll write something down for him now. I'll send him shopping and then we'll create what he gets!" And he writes down: "Condoms!" Gives him the note and says: "Yeah, go to the shop and tell us: "You want something like that then it'll be fine.” He's happy because he's already cold, so he packs it up and goes shopping. Goes to the shop - a young employee stands there and presents this slip of paper and reads the word: condom and says: "What size would you like?", and he says: "The really big, really big! I'm in Loch all day."