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At the university, the professor steps up to the lectern and says: "Dear colleagues! Forgive me if I drift a bit into trivial vocabulary today, but Shakespeare's works, that is the topic of our day and our lecture today. Shakespeare's works are best remembered in comparison with the length of a penis. 10 centimeters - much ado about nothing. 20 centimeters - As you like it. 30 centimeters - A Midsummer Night's Dream." If someone in the last row stands up, he says, "Professor, 40 centimeters!" "Mistake, that's Grillparzer, Woe to him who lies!"
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