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Late at night a policeman rings the bell at the Schaf family. Mama Sheep: "Määääh." Policewoman: "Are you Frau Schaf?" Mama Schaf: "Määäääääh." That meant: Yes, that's me. So what's going on? Policewoman: "Ms. Sheep, we picked up two of your lambs in the middle of the night drinking and smoking. say. Didn't you miss those two?" Mama Sheep: "They were my children? yeah yeah You know, we count every night and yesterday we fell asleep halfway through.”
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